Okay, I went to see the doctor yesterday and he says I'm just getting older. I already knew that, especially with my 43rd birthday rapidly approaching in just over a week.
He explained that the discs between the vertebrae wear down with age which causes the vertebrae to get closer together, thus why people get shorter with age. As this occurs the bone begins to touch the nerves that run parallel to the discs when in different positions. This is why if I tilt my head slightly to the right I get the pain down my arm. He also noticed that there are a couple of bone spurs prominent in a couple places. They normally wouldn't have any effect, however, since the discs are wearing, the spurs seems to be making contact with the nerves more readily after they (nerves) become inflamed.
So, what do I do? On the extreme end is a traction type of device people use in their homes. Basically, it's a device that allows the person to hang themselves, so that the vertebrae separation is widened. I think not, thank you. Then the doc explained that he should probably send me off to physical therapy. I really hated physical therapy when I had a problem with my foot, so I told him I'd like instant gratification please. Isn't there a magic something I could eat or drink to make me grow again like in Alice In Wonderland? He laughed and said that is ibuprofen didn't work to relieve the pain, then nope.
I never took any ibuprofen when it hurt. I mentioned my desire not to take any medication unless absolutely necessary. He asked if my arm hurts, do I feel like it might be necessary? Uh, yeah, I guess. I usually wait for The Wife to tell me what medication to take, since that is her job. He said, take some ibuprofen the next time it hurts, see if the pain goes away and the inflammation of the nerves goes down. If this works, great, if not, call for a referral to physical therapy.
So there you have it:
I'm getting old and shorter (who woulda thunk?)
I don't want to hang myself
I hate physical therapy
There is no white rabbit
I'm a dork (as The Wife would say) for not taking any ibuprofen
and . . .
This is the end of this post.